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Captain Weasel Whacker sends Art Evans Get Well Wishes!

Well, Greene County seems to have more than its share of Greene Weasels. Captain Weasel Whacker is on the trail of Art Evans, a part-time employee of the Cairo Highway Department and pet weasel of current Cairo Highway Superintendent Robert “Bob” Hempstead, who, with his weasel-boss, Cairo Superintendent D. Benoit, husband of the controversial and weasel-dealing Diana Benoit, running for Greene County Sheriff. The four of them, Evans, Hempstead, and the two Benoits, Daniel and Diana, should be under criminal investigation for abuse of public office and mismanagement of public funds. But then, Greene County DA Joe Stanzione is asleep on watch when it comes to his crooked Republican friends and political cronies. He’s busy weasel-dealing for himself.

Word is that Art Evans, a weasel candidate, has a GI tract problem known as “chronic hand-up-his-butt syndrome,” and x-rays have shown that it’s Bob Hempstead’s hand up there!

But truth be told, at least Cairo comes up with candidates — they may be Greene Weasels but at least Cairo voters can choose either a weasel or a non-weasel — the Town of New Baltimore voters don’t have that choice. New Baltimore Democrats can’t come up with candidates to run against the weasels-in-office in New Baltimore. New Baltimore Town Supervisor Jeff Ruso is running again unopposed, as is New Baltimore Highway Superintendent Alan van Wormer. No contest either for Peter Malewski, candidate for Town Justice. New Baltimore voters are being deprived of their rights and their voice!

We’re republishing the entire post with permission from Captain Weasel Whacker. You can read the original post at Art Evans: Get Well Soon!

Art Evans’ x-rays are back.
Yes! It’s Bob Hempstead’s hand up there!


You may have heard about Art Evans’ bottom problem, and how he’s been looking for qualified opinions as to what the diagnosis of his butt pain might be.

A little lower, doc. No, lower.

Well, we’ve acquired some evidence that the problem is, as we’ve always suspected, and judging from the Town of Cairo’s Highway Department page, Art’s suffering from what is known as the “chronic hand-up-the-butt syndrome,” an almost incurable condition but sometimes treatable with radical surgery. Our radiology consultant has identified the hand in the x-ray to belongs to Bob Hempstead, incumbent Town of Cairo Highway Superintendent, and supporter of his part-time pet, Art Evans.

Wipe that smile off your face, Bob! And go wash your hands!

Evans, despite his affliction, is running for Town of Cairo Highway Superintendent, and despite having no real highway experience and being only a part-time employee of the Cairo Highway Department. One of the main symptoms of the chronic hand-up-the-butt syndrome is having (and being) a pain in the ass, and having to ask your keeper, in this case Bob Hempstead, to make decisions for you. Well, Bob has recommended that Art not undergo the surgery that could possibly save his ass; Bob’s hand is to remain there forever, we guess.

Well, Captain Weasel-Wacker would like to take this opportunity to wish Art Evans a miraculous recovery — and it will be a real miracle if he can get Bob’s hand out of there — and to start being more focused on truth and integrity, even if he does have an irritating tickling sensation around his bottom…that’s his evil twin, Bob Hempstead.

BTW: What’s the deal on the allegation that the Greene County Republican Committee’s funds have been frozen due to alleged misuse, and a result, Cairo Republican candidates have to fund their own campaigns. Word is Hempstead is backing some. Leave a comment or a confidential tip at rcs.confirdential@gmail.com on the Smalbany Tip Line.

There’s a weasel up there and we’re going to whack it! No weasel deals in the Town of Cairo Highway Department! 

By the way, where is Greene County District Attorney Joe Stanzione (R) while all of the weasel deals and mismanagement of public interests is going on? Probably kissing “R” butt and keeping out of sight, something he does REALLY well! We’ll get his x-rays, too.

Weasel-Dealer, Joe Stanzione, Greene County DA.

Captain Weasel Whacker is watching and whacking those Greene County Weasels!

 

Greene County Weasels: Find’em, Expose’m, Stomp’em !

People are Really Catching On! They’re going after the Weasels in Public Office!

Greene County Weasels Site Launched

https://greeneweasels.wordpress.com

Greene County Politicians are the Targets of the
Greene Weasel Whackers!

Politically active residents in Greene County, particularly in the towns of Windham, Cairo, Athens, Catskill, New Baltimore, are up in arms and are waging a weasel war against unethical, corrupt, and disgusting political nepotism and patronage that has become wanton and rampant in Greene County. Residents have had enough of the the Republicans and Democrats pointing fingers, backstabbing, handing out favors to friends and family once they’re in office.


What’s worse is the abuse of the election laws and the courts that’s taken place and has drawn attention to such candidates as Diana Benoit, who got a real ass-kicking at a recent Independence Party committee meeting, when she unsuccessfully weasel-talked her way into a weasel corner when she had to explain how she finagled New York election law and the Independence Party hierarchy to get on the Greene County Independence Party ballot in her bid for Greene County Sheriff. Benoit was desperate because she lost the Republican endorsement by a landslide to opponent Peter Kuzminsky, who got nearly 90% of the Republican primary votes. Benoit’s devastating defeat with only 11% of votes was reported in all the local media in both Greene and Albany counties, and beyond.

Benoit got caught red-handed when she went to Albany County to finesse some support from the state committee, overriding the Greene County Committee. She shot herself in the foot and killed her chances at election. As one committee member told her outright: “Your arguments and excuses are not persuading anyone. You simply have shown you can’t be trusted. You don’t have my support.

Even worse was Diana Benoit’s confused and poorly prepared presentation to the committee and party members assembled at the Pot’O Luck restaurant on Thursday. She apparently thought she was going to just get up and present her weasel words, and that would be it. Well, to her surprise she got the grilling of her life and then, with her tail between her legs, stumbled back to her seat.

In addition to her sneaky attempt to get her opponent’s petition suppressed, and residents’ signatures and their choice denied, in her vain attempt to get some party to support her failed campaign, she tried to weasel-word her way out of explaining Why? she proposes stopping the construction of the new Greene County Jail?!?!? The construction project has been approved, funded, and is well under construction but Benoit thinks it should stop. She couldn’t explain how or why it should be stopped.

We had to have a good snigger when Benoit went on about her grant-writing experience and one committee member asked, “Are you running for grant-writer or for sheriff?” She then proceeded to further embarrass herself by saying that if she were elected, she would introduce animal welfare programs “because they deserve to be protected.” Please understand, we at Smalbany love animals, and absolutely condemn any sort of animal abuse. We publicly denounced the shooting of escaped buffalo a couple of years ago as well as the cowardly harassing and killing of a raccoon before the horrified eyes of shoppers in Ravena, by the Coeymans Police. No, we don’t have any use for cruelty or abuse of any kind. But seriously, here we have a candidate for the office of Greene County Sheriff who is using “Animal Abuse and Welfare Task Force” (We’re not kidding. That line is taken directly from her campaign handout!) as one of her running points. Next she’ll want wheels for disabled chickens!

Chickens will benefit if ditzy-cluck Diana Benoit is elected to be Greene County Sheriff. 
Benoit promises an “Animal Abuse and Welfare Task Force” if elected.

Diana Benoit is married to embattled and highly-suspect Cairo Supervisor Daniel Benoit. Hubby Benoit is an attorney with Ralph Lewis in Catskill; he may soon need an attorney of his own to defend him when his corrupt and unethical practices are investigated.

Cairo Town Supervisor Daniel Benoit is married to Greene County sheriff candidate Diana Benoit.
Both have serious problems with ethics, honesty, and integrity.

It seems that there’s either a gene in the Benoit family for unethical practices or corruption or, alternatively, the ethics gene has dropped out of their DNA. Diana Benoit and Daniel Benoit are a match made in hell, each competing with the other to see who can be sneakier.

The Greene County Weasels site is up and running and you can visit it at link. It’s a must-follow, must-read for anyone living in Greene County, New York.

Greene County Voters have launched the Greene County Weasels site in the War Waged on Weasels by the Weasel Whackers. Their sights are focused on the weasels in town, village, and county offices. We’re watching the Weasel Whackers under the command of Captain Weasel Whacker closely, and intend to support and cooperate with the Weasel Whackers from our vantage point in Southern Albany and Northern Greene County.