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Gee! Was it something I said?

Warning: If you are a student or a minor, please leave this blog NOW!

 The Times Union, Including Its Blogs, Continues to be the Scatological Source in the Capital Region. It’s now the home to about 15-20 Sadomasochists Who Banter and Batter Each Other in About 105 Lunatic Comments.

And You Do, Times Union!

The majority of the Times Useless RCS School Budget blog appear to be schizophrenics, each part of their schizoid brains using a different pseudonum and talking to the other part; they’re literally talking to the voices in their heads. And what’s even more hilarious is that these same looney toons have assumed oxymoronic names like “Sanity,” “Positivity,” and “RCSLady.” It’s a really popular blog (NOT!)and they have all of about 100 comments since May 2nd!  Being a care-provider by nature and training, I tried to engage them in conversation but the Times Useless blog moderator keeps deleting my comments. Was it something I said? Should I feel hurt about this? Here’s my most recent comment that, like the others (see my article: Times Union Doesn’t Like My Comments…) it disappeared while in moderation:

Let’s do some math. OK? There are about 12-15 commentors on this [the Times Useless] blog; some of you with multiple handles to make the impression that there are more of you. We’ve seen it all before; that lunatic Joan Ross in New Baltimore has found a new sandbox to litter in, and that psycho-delinquent-lurker comment-troll Tim Houghtaling (he’s still ignoring the warnings) does the same thing on the Smalbany blog. The Smalbany blog has almost 21,000 readers in about 1-1/2 months. We’d say that that’s not all that paltry for a blog of very local intererst, wouldn’t you? And the comments are all very positive; sure there are a few negatives but this blog seems to have the monopoly on bellyaching and negativity. Mostly because it’s all unsubstantiated gossip and rumor, something that would be unconditionally disallowed on the Smalbany blog. Most of you would have been banned long ago because you don’t make any sense! All speculation, accusation, rumor-mongering. At least most of the Smalbany blog people use their own names!

When you can’t handle abstracts and you are confused by the concepts, the ignorant automatically attack the person–ad hominem is what it’s called–it’s the lowest form of debate, and that’s what’s going on here. You’re not functioning with intellect, your flooding each other with infantile emotions. Grow up! Grow a pair! Wake up or shut up! Deal with the facts; offer some documentation, cite some sources (besides your lunatic pen pals). If you’re so worried about who the blogger is and are so concerned about his/her using his/her real name, don’t you think it a bit incredible that you all are doing exactly what you complain the blogger is doing: you’re all hiding behind fake names! Why is that, we wonder? You call the blogger a “coward” but what does that make you?

Furthermore, if you think you have such strong arguments, why don’t you just make a good argument in a comment for the Smalbany blog…not a rant…an intelligent comment. Try using your real name and let some of the 20000+ readers take a stab at it. That’s a challenge, everyone, go for it!

If you don’t have the URL for the blog, here it is: Smalbany.

Write a sensible, cogent, factual comment and handle the feedback. That’s something new for you! Use your real name, for once, and show the blogger that you can put your “principles” where your mouths are. Try it and we’ll hope it becomes habit.

My bet is that you’ll avoid the challenge–especially because the blog is restricted to adults and warns students and minors to leave immediately. I suspect many of you are the RCS students who have been banned from the blog.

Peace!

P.s. The Smalbany blog is really quite well done and well written. Several of the local television anchors have commented positively about it. It counts among its visitors the NYSED, the Albany County DA’s office, the FBI, BOCES, many local residents, and a growing number of international visitors. It’s putting RCS on the map! Isn’t that great, people!

Peace!

We did manage to go to the Times Useless archives and find a group photo of the Times Useless blog commentors. You may recognize one or two of them from the RCS teachers association or the general area.

Times Useless Commentors.
Do you recognize any of them?

Well, there is a positive side to this: At least those crazies have  found a place where they can really feel at home, and the Times Useless has a readership of its own. We can be grateful they’re not here!

The Editor

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Matt Miller: “I Seen The BLOGGER!!!!”

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One Reader Describes the RCS CSD as “Scorched Earth,” A Place Where No One Wants to Work Unless the Pay Is Extraordinary–Or They Can’t Get In Anywhere Else. Seems That’s The Story of Several of the RCS High School Teachers…
But Here’s Another Teacher Story…

I’m Gonna Git You, Matt!

This entertaining  little story should make your weekend more cheery, it’s hilarious: One RCS High School Teacher is Really Having A Difficult Time…He Seems to Be Hallucinating, Having Visions of the Boogeyman…”I Just Seen the BLOGGER!”

On Tuesday, during the voting, around 10 a.m. a resident was walking down the corridor leading to the boys’ gym, on his way to vote, and Matt Miller, the bully atheist teacher and president of the RCS teachers association, almost crapped himself on the spot. Their eyes locked and Matt knew in his spooky little heart, That’s the BLOGGER!

Despite having been warned not to discuss the blogger around students, Matt had to tell someone, anyone that he had Seen the BLOGGER! Whom could he tell, where could he go?!? Well, Yes! The lunch aids…they’ll listen…besides they won’t tell; I’m a teacher and they’re lunch aids! They wouldn’t dare! Well, Matt, the responsible professional, would risk anything to  share this terror with someone and so  he does it, he races to the cafeteria where he finds an audience (God! Does Matt like an audience!) and there he tells his story…but the idiot does it in front of all present and so we get this charming story of Matt Miller and His Boogeyman Experience! He probably checks under his bed at night to make certain the Blogger isn’t under there hiding, waiting to grab him!

Miller: “Me pee pants!”

Then, the next day, at the high school, Matt was reliving the previous day’s horror and the experience of seeing the BLOGGER; as Matt approached the top of the stairs, the apparition, the vision appeard again, the BLOGGER was standing at the foot of the stairs, what was poor Matt going to do now? A silent scream was rising in his chickenlike neck, his beady eyes bulged, he again felt that warm sensation in his pants, a noxious smell rose to his nostrils. The decision was simple, rather than fall prey to the BLOGGER, Matt would commit suicide by throwing himself down the stairs; he wouldn’t let himself be taken alive by the BLOGGER…at least not before he changed his underwear.  (Actually the clumsy mutt just fell down the stairs but our story is much more interesting!)

Matt’s high school days of being bullied have taken a toll on him. He’s seeing the BLOGGER everywhere now; before the blogger it was those guys in high school but now it’s the BLOGGER! And the BLOGGER could be anyone, anywhere, any time!

Yes! You are!

Matt, don’t let the BLOGGER get to you! You really don’t know if you saw the BLOGGER! You really don’t know who or what the BLOGGER is, do you! But you know the BLOGGER’s there, don’t you!  You’ll feel better as soon as you find a student to bully! But beware, the student might just be…the BLOGGER! BOOOOOOO!

Read a companion article on another gem of the RCS CSD, Josephine O’Connor at Josephine O’Connor: A Role Model of Maturity and Mental Stability…NOT!

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