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Captain Weasel Whacker sends Art Evans Get Well Wishes!

Well, Greene County seems to have more than its share of Greene Weasels. Captain Weasel Whacker is on the trail of Art Evans, a part-time employee of the Cairo Highway Department and pet weasel of current Cairo Highway Superintendent Robert “Bob” Hempstead, who, with his weasel-boss, Cairo Superintendent D. Benoit, husband of the controversial and weasel-dealing Diana Benoit, running for Greene County Sheriff. The four of them, Evans, Hempstead, and the two Benoits, Daniel and Diana, should be under criminal investigation for abuse of public office and mismanagement of public funds. But then, Greene County DA Joe Stanzione is asleep on watch when it comes to his crooked Republican friends and political cronies. He’s busy weasel-dealing for himself.

Word is that Art Evans, a weasel candidate, has a GI tract problem known as “chronic hand-up-his-butt syndrome,” and x-rays have shown that it’s Bob Hempstead’s hand up there!

But truth be told, at least Cairo comes up with candidates — they may be Greene Weasels but at least Cairo voters can choose either a weasel or a non-weasel — the Town of New Baltimore voters don’t have that choice. New Baltimore Democrats can’t come up with candidates to run against the weasels-in-office in New Baltimore. New Baltimore Town Supervisor Jeff Ruso is running again unopposed, as is New Baltimore Highway Superintendent Alan van Wormer. No contest either for Peter Malewski, candidate for Town Justice. New Baltimore voters are being deprived of their rights and their voice!

We’re republishing the entire post with permission from Captain Weasel Whacker. You can read the original post at Art Evans: Get Well Soon!

Art Evans’ x-rays are back.
Yes! It’s Bob Hempstead’s hand up there!


You may have heard about Art Evans’ bottom problem, and how he’s been looking for qualified opinions as to what the diagnosis of his butt pain might be.

A little lower, doc. No, lower.

Well, we’ve acquired some evidence that the problem is, as we’ve always suspected, and judging from the Town of Cairo’s Highway Department page, Art’s suffering from what is known as the “chronic hand-up-the-butt syndrome,” an almost incurable condition but sometimes treatable with radical surgery. Our radiology consultant has identified the hand in the x-ray to belongs to Bob Hempstead, incumbent Town of Cairo Highway Superintendent, and supporter of his part-time pet, Art Evans.

Wipe that smile off your face, Bob! And go wash your hands!

Evans, despite his affliction, is running for Town of Cairo Highway Superintendent, and despite having no real highway experience and being only a part-time employee of the Cairo Highway Department. One of the main symptoms of the chronic hand-up-the-butt syndrome is having (and being) a pain in the ass, and having to ask your keeper, in this case Bob Hempstead, to make decisions for you. Well, Bob has recommended that Art not undergo the surgery that could possibly save his ass; Bob’s hand is to remain there forever, we guess.

Well, Captain Weasel-Wacker would like to take this opportunity to wish Art Evans a miraculous recovery — and it will be a real miracle if he can get Bob’s hand out of there — and to start being more focused on truth and integrity, even if he does have an irritating tickling sensation around his bottom…that’s his evil twin, Bob Hempstead.

BTW: What’s the deal on the allegation that the Greene County Republican Committee’s funds have been frozen due to alleged misuse, and a result, Cairo Republican candidates have to fund their own campaigns. Word is Hempstead is backing some. Leave a comment or a confidential tip at rcs.confirdential@gmail.com on the Smalbany Tip Line.

There’s a weasel up there and we’re going to whack it! No weasel deals in the Town of Cairo Highway Department! 

By the way, where is Greene County District Attorney Joe Stanzione (R) while all of the weasel deals and mismanagement of public interests is going on? Probably kissing “R” butt and keeping out of sight, something he does REALLY well! We’ll get his x-rays, too.

Weasel-Dealer, Joe Stanzione, Greene County DA.

Captain Weasel Whacker is watching and whacking those Greene County Weasels!

 

We Love Captain Weasel Whacker!!!

Republished with Permission from the Greene County Weasels site.

If you’re a weasel and you see this guy… Be afraid. Be VERY afraid!!! You can run for office but you can’t hide!

Hi, neighbors!

This is CPT Weasel Whacker. I just want to say that we’re out there whack’n those weasels, and you can bet they’re runnin’ scared.

This site was created to bring you the best quality journalistic reporting, and some well-researched opinion about our local politics and politicians. We’ll woo the wonderful and whack the weasels. Our slogan, if you haven’t noticed is:

Find’em, Expose’m, Whack’em. Integrity before Politics.

And that goes for all of us: No more alphabet soup voting for the Rs and the Ds. The Republican and the Democratic parties have degenerated and have consistently let us down. They lie to us, deceive us, take us for granted, and screw the life-blood out of us and everything we earn. They can’t come up with good, honest candidates so they give us weasels. If you don’t get weasels, they deprive you of your right to choose by not even running a candidate to oppose the other party.

Unless we do something and do something damned quick, we’ll be a dictatorship, a one-party system, a Big Brother State before you know it!

Well, neighbors, it’s time to think Declaration of Independence [Editor’s Note: … and Bill of Rights, how about that thing we call a Constitution?], and go Independent. Why do you think the Republicans and the Democrats are always coming to the Independence Party to ensure their candidate gets elected? Because they know their party [ Republican and Democrat] sheeple can’t do it alone; they need some credibility and integrity and they get that from the Independence Party.

Conservatives are half-baked Republicans; Democratic Party is a shame to their name, they’re failures and crooks like Cuomo and his Downstate Mob who elect Cuomo-the-Homo. You need to go independent of the two has-been parties: Be independent. Be an Independent!

I want to ask you to click the button to follow this blog; you’ll get email updates every time a new post goes up, and you’ll be notified when a friend or neighbor posts a comment.

You can share information or send us a tip by writing to us at captain.weasel.wacker@gmail.com. Anything you send me by email will be strictly confidential. I’ll never post any information until it’s been checked and verified. And your name or email will never be shared or made public without your written permission. You’re safe with us!

Stay tuned! We’ll be whacking another weasel shortly!

CPT Weasel Whacker


The Weasels site is really very well done; some beautiful images of Greene County. Cpt Whacker is going for the gold…or the Greene. We wish him well! We’ve added a couple of notes (in grey) and some emphasis to the original Greene County Weasels message from Captain Weasel Whacker but nothing else. He seems to be doing a great job and doesn’t need any help from us. But they do need YOUR help. Please support the Greene County Weasel Wackers and their site. Maybe we can make one county in New York a better place to live … Albany County is a lost cause! The Editor Smalbany

 
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