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Matt Miller: “I Seen The BLOGGER!!!!”

18 May

Warning: If you are a student or a minor, please leave this blog NOW!

One Reader Describes the RCS CSD as “Scorched Earth,” A Place Where No One Wants to Work Unless the Pay Is Extraordinary–Or They Can’t Get In Anywhere Else. Seems That’s The Story of Several of the RCS High School Teachers…
But Here’s Another Teacher Story…

I’m Gonna Git You, Matt!

This entertaining  little story should make your weekend more cheery, it’s hilarious: One RCS High School Teacher is Really Having A Difficult Time…He Seems to Be Hallucinating, Having Visions of the Boogeyman…”I Just Seen the BLOGGER!”

On Tuesday, during the voting, around 10 a.m. a resident was walking down the corridor leading to the boys’ gym, on his way to vote, and Matt Miller, the bully atheist teacher and president of the RCS teachers association, almost crapped himself on the spot. Their eyes locked and Matt knew in his spooky little heart, That’s the BLOGGER!

Despite having been warned not to discuss the blogger around students, Matt had to tell someone, anyone that he had Seen the BLOGGER! Whom could he tell, where could he go?!? Well, Yes! The lunch aids…they’ll listen…besides they won’t tell; I’m a teacher and they’re lunch aids! They wouldn’t dare! Well, Matt, the responsible professional, would risk anything to  share this terror with someone and so  he does it, he races to the cafeteria where he finds an audience (God! Does Matt like an audience!) and there he tells his story…but the idiot does it in front of all present and so we get this charming story of Matt Miller and His Boogeyman Experience! He probably checks under his bed at night to make certain the Blogger isn’t under there hiding, waiting to grab him!

Miller: “Me pee pants!”

Then, the next day, at the high school, Matt was reliving the previous day’s horror and the experience of seeing the BLOGGER; as Matt approached the top of the stairs, the apparition, the vision appeard again, the BLOGGER was standing at the foot of the stairs, what was poor Matt going to do now? A silent scream was rising in his chickenlike neck, his beady eyes bulged, he again felt that warm sensation in his pants, a noxious smell rose to his nostrils. The decision was simple, rather than fall prey to the BLOGGER, Matt would commit suicide by throwing himself down the stairs; he wouldn’t let himself be taken alive by the BLOGGER…at least not before he changed his underwear.  (Actually the clumsy mutt just fell down the stairs but our story is much more interesting!)

Matt’s high school days of being bullied have taken a toll on him. He’s seeing the BLOGGER everywhere now; before the blogger it was those guys in high school but now it’s the BLOGGER! And the BLOGGER could be anyone, anywhere, any time!

Yes! You are!

Matt, don’t let the BLOGGER get to you! You really don’t know if you saw the BLOGGER! You really don’t know who or what the BLOGGER is, do you! But you know the BLOGGER’s there, don’t you!  You’ll feel better as soon as you find a student to bully! But beware, the student might just be…the BLOGGER! BOOOOOOO!

Read a companion article on another gem of the RCS CSD, Josephine O’Connor at Josephine O’Connor: A Role Model of Maturity and Mental Stability…NOT!

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One response to “Matt Miller: “I Seen The BLOGGER!!!!”

  1. Simon

    May 19, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    Get the point, but Scorched Earth doesn’t refer to money. It refers to the environment. It’s when there’s been so much warring, controversy, etc., that someone decides just to toast the entire environment using a drastic measure in order to wipe the slate supposedly clean.

    In this case, there’s so much destruction and havok at RCS that money actually doesn’t matter. Noone in their right mind would take a superintendent or principal job here. As a result, we don’t get ideal people n those jobs.

    Only comment for the actual story is wondering where you got the graphics.

    S

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